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    October 02

    Smile,please!

    I wrote your name on sand it got washed.

    I wrote your name in air,it was blown away.then

    I wrote your name on my heart & i got Heart Attack .

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    God saw me hungry, he created pizza .

    He saw me thirsty, he created pepsi .

    He saw me in dark, he created light .

    He saw me without problems, he created YOU.

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    Twinkle Twinkle little star

    You should know what you are

    And once you know what you are

    Mental hospital is not so far.

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    TEACHER== Name four members of the cat family?

    STUDENTS== Daddy cat,Mummy cat and two kittens !

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    Police man== Stop, stop, your headlights are not working.

    The Man== Move, move, even the brakes are not working.

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    Why does history keep repeating it self?

    Because we weren't listening the first time !

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    A sardar ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house...

    still he was in jail.......why?

    coz all the 6 were firebrigade staff !

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    "Doctor, doctor, will i be able to play the

    violin after the operation?"

    "yes of course...."

    "Great ! i never could before"

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    The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass and flowers too.

    If rain makes all things beautiful why dosen't it rain on you?

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    When ur life is in darkness pray to God ask him to

    free u from darkness and if after you pray and you   r

    still in darkness, please pay your ELECTRICITY BILL !

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    lei zhuwrote:
    haha..
    Oct. 3

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